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To: mountaineer; everyone
THIS JOKE HAS GOT TO BE NOMINATED FOR JOKE OF THE YEAR!

G. W. Bush and Bill Clinton somehow ended up at the same barbershop.

As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Clinton in his chair reached for the aftershave.

Clinton was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Hillary will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse,"

The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?"

Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."

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37 posted on 04/26/2004 12:05:47 PM PDT by lodwick
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To: lodwick
Good One! Copied, Pasted and sent to my 'list'.
42 posted on 04/26/2004 12:48:24 PM PDT by Iowa Granny (Impersonating June Cleaver since 1967)
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To: lodwick

Actual cover of Dick Morris new book -- out next week.

47 posted on 04/26/2004 2:51:56 PM PDT by They'reGone2000 (And we hope they're not coming back!)
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