[Servant of the 9]

Drinking Dr Pepper (instead of RC Cola) with a Moon Pie is sacrilege. It simply isn't done. I suspect that the writer is a Yankee spy, probably having sneaked in to steal something. I'll bet he wears black socks to the beach.

All Texans drink DP with Moon Pie.
It's genetic.

The writer doesn't go to the beach in black socks.
The writer doesn't go to the beach.
He has people to do that for him.

So9

[null and void]

That's good.
The thought of you in a Speedo...

[catpuppy]

All Texans drink DP with Moon Pie. It's genetic.

That does not make it right or acceptable. From the Official Moon Pie web site comes the following:

By the late 1950's, the MoonPie® had grown in popularity, so much that the bakery did not have the resources available to produce anything else. The phrase "RC Cola and a MoonPie®" became well known around the South, as many people enjoyed this delicious, bargain-priced combination.