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Wear a burkha. Reek of dynamite.

You'll have no problems with people getting too touchie-feelie.

Trust me...

[Conservababe]

LOL...I don't mind hugging or kissing family and good friends. But, southern women were not raised (reared is correct, actually) to shake hands with anyone. But with strangers, we just nod and smile. I was quite shocked when I went on a job interview here in yankeeland many years ago and the employer extended his hand. I thought 'oh no, is he going to kiss my hand?'.

[Letitring]

ROFLMBO. I love it. I'd try it but when I got out of Gitmo, or whatever it is...