sign up (w/the WP) - I use a fake name and give fake stats to all these news orgs that make me sign up before I can read their stuff. It adds a little lift to my step!
A fake name, of course! It's the old "Jews in the attic" ethical dilemma. To whom do you owe the truth? Do you tell the Gestapo, when asked, that you're hiding Jews in the attic? Do you tell the Washington Post or the New York Times your real name?
Of course not. What was I thinking? Oops, I'm thinking I'd better start dinner. Hasta pasta.