[mountaineer]

A fake name, of course! It's the old "Jews in the attic" ethical dilemma. To whom do you owe the truth? Do you tell the Gestapo, when asked, that you're hiding Jews in the attic? Do you tell the Washington Post or the New York Times your real name?

Of course not. What was I thinking? Oops, I'm thinking I'd better start dinner. Hasta pasta.

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Speaking of dinner, does anyone have a good recipe for LAMB SHANKS?

[Timeout]

LOL! Did y'all see the clip at the end of the Fox News???

Lynn Cheney was speaking to an audience and got off into a discussion of her first date with Dick. She said her favorite grandmother worked as the alterations lady at the local dry cleaners and she had made Lynn a "gorgeous red dress". In fact, Lynn said the dress was the reason he'd asked her for a 2nd date.

At this point, Dick stands up, cups his hands toward the crowd and yells: "It was strapless!". Soooooo cute!