[JenB]

Hmmm... well.... interesting. Not That I Would Ever Do Such A Thing, of course.

[Fedora]

Hmmm... well.... interesting. Not That I Would Ever Do Such A Thing, of course.

Of course not. Nor would I ever do this:

Leave a note (written while wearing rubber gloves) on Car #1 which reads:

Dear Sir,

I'm sorry for the damage I've done to your car. I will gladly help pay for repairs.

Signed,

[Insert name and number of owner of Car #2]