A novel method of reporting a crime.
"Hello, 9NEWS? Abe Foxman here. I need a camara crew at the the Synagogue an 75th Street. It was vandalized with anti-Semitic grafitti as a result of Mel Gibson's "Passion. I've have predicting such a thing would happen for month after month and here it is!
So,um, ....Excuse me a minute, please....."
"Hey, Harry, I said I wanted a BIG swastika on that wall? You call that BIG? Sheeesh!"
"So, where was I? Oh, yeah. I need a 9NEWS cameran crew here and I need you to arrange a feed to your parent network in New York and, for camera angles, I prefer my left side and......"
I would hope not, but the fact that ADL lost that big law suit for defamation of a Denver couple has by BS detector going off.
However, incidents of this type, while less common these days, still happen and Denver schools are notoriously stupid when it comes to discipline and unruly kids.