Do Gays have Sex?

Lander

[Lander]

Do gays have sex? Seems like a weird question, but if you think about it, I the answer is “no”. I mean the answer would be “yes” if you could have sex with yourself. Oh-no, a new category, a “unisexual”. Which begs the question, is a unisexual a “virgin”. Well, I guess not, if that person chooses to define him or herself as a unisexual. But, then again I think most could agree that just because someone defines them self as a unisexual does not mean that are not a virgin. Let’s face it, there is only one way to lose your virginity, and it’s not alone. It takes two, period.

Now, if a man and a women who are virgins, decide to perform on each every lustful act they can think up, and even with both achieving their climatic bliss, but still not engaging in intercourse, then I conclude they are still virgins. Again, there is only one way to lose your virginity, and the acts this couple engaged in were more of a masturbatory, than of a sexual nature. Sex organs were not engaged.

Now, if two people of opposite sex cannot lose their virginity, even though they helped each other achieve orgasm, but never engaged sex organs, and the fact that there is no way for people of the same sex to engage sexual organs, then it follows that people of the same sex cannot have sex. There is no way people of the same sex can cause each other to lose the virginity. All people of the same sex can do is help each other achieve orgasm. Therefore to be gay is to have a masturbatory, not a sexual relationship with another person.

Lander

[MacDorcha]

define "the"

[John Beresford Tipton]

"people of the same sex cannot have sex"

Solely for the advancement of science,
why don't you go f yourself and write an learned paper on the subject?

[dalebert]

I think you have missed something.

[doodad]

ok strange vanity. Funny that you mentioned it after that lesbian in England was offering her "virginity" up for auction. LOL

[Tijeras_Slim]

Don't think, you can only hurt the forum.

[Mark]

What would Monica say?

[Lander]

She would say clinton agreed with me.

Lander

[rogueleader]

Technically, no, they can't.

[Happygal]

Well if you can get a sexually transmitted disease from oral and/or anal sex, I'd say technically yes they can.

[Mark]

Why is it defined as oral SEX?

[rogueleader]

So the essence of sex is whether you can get a disease from it?

Of course just the opposite is true.

[rogueleader]

The technical terms would be fellatio, cunnilingus, or analingus.

"Oral sex" is a propagandistic term. It is the opposite of the truth. "Oral sex" is not sex.

[Happygal]

No. But they aren't called SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED diseases for no reason, either.

[Mark]

It is the opposite of the truth. "Oral sex" is not sex

Sorta like a gay marriage is not marriage?

[Darksheare]

Sounds like a statement I heard to excuse adultery.
"It's not sex if the penis is only inserted halfway/the man doesn't ejaculate."

[yikes]

Here are some questions I have about same-sex couples:

If a gay guy has not married by age 50, can he be called an old maid?

Can you imagine two married women getting menopause at the same time? Yikes!

If Heather has two mommies, does that mean both get up at 3 am to breast feed her?

When does a gay guy’s biological clock start ticking?

Will hemorrhoids replace the headache as the excuse du jour?

Will gay guys refer to their spouses as the little woman?

Will callers to Dr. Laura say “I am my kids pervert?”

[Argh]

IRISH! Haven't seen you in months, and now look what I find you posting!

:^)

[Happygal]

Hey Canuck! ~looks up sheepishly~

Well ye know, you'll find me on all the good threads! ;-)

[Argh]

:^)

Good to see you again!

Now I've gotta go catch a bus, I'll bug you more another time.