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To: Professional Engineer; g'nad; Corin Stormhands
Good morning!

I'm just polishing off my 3rd cup of coffee and my daily bagel. Time to get to work on this house! It's a disaster!

You know, when I get a dish towel out of the drawer, I use that dishtowel a lot. Same with a dish rag, you know? Keep it on the middle of the sink and use it throughout the day.

Not so with Steve. He apparently thinks that because (amazingly now) there is a full drawer of dish towels and rags, he's obligated to use them up! Same with bath towels. You know, I keep everything washed...every day I do laundry, just about so that we have no dirty laundry sitting about? Well, he must open the linen closet, see all those clean towels in there and just go into some kind of shock, because he proceeds to use several of them over the course of the day!

And here, listen to this! I wash every day, I go to hang up the laundry on the line. Here's my undies, here's Matthew's undies, here's Joshua's undies...then there's Steve's undies...like FIVE PAIR of 'em! Same with socks! A pair of socks for each of us...6 pair for Steve!

I think he just can't hardly believe his drawer is full of clean laundry every day and thinks he's gotta use it up!

I've asked him about it...said "Who wears 5 pairs of underwear in a 24 hour period??" He just thought that was hysterical and laughed...but never answered me!
8,328 posted on 02/23/2004 7:32:43 AM PST by 2Jedismom (HHD with 4 Chickens)
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To: 2Jedismom
And here, listen to this! I wash every day, I go to hang up the laundry on the line. Here's my undies, here's Matthew's undies, here's Joshua's undies...then there's Steve's undies...like FIVE PAIR of 'em! Same with socks! A pair of socks for each of us...6 pair for Steve!

I think he just can't hardly believe his drawer is full of clean laundry every day and thinks he's gotta use it up!

I've asked him about it...said "Who wears 5 pairs of underwear in a 24 hour period??" He just thought that was hysterical and laughed...but never answered me!

Sounds like the work of Underpants Gnomes to me. . .but I can't find a good picture of the Underpants Gnomes, so this is probably the next closest thing:


8,373 posted on 02/23/2004 12:48:15 PM PST by Fedora
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