[Fedora]

And here, listen to this! I wash every day, I go to hang up the laundry on the line. Here's my undies, here's Matthew's undies, here's Joshua's undies...then there's Steve's undies...like FIVE PAIR of 'em! Same with socks! A pair of socks for each of us...6 pair for Steve!

I think he just can't hardly believe his drawer is full of clean laundry every day and thinks he's gotta use it up!

I've asked him about it...said "Who wears 5 pairs of underwear in a 24 hour period??" He just thought that was hysterical and laughed...but never answered me!

Sounds like the work of Underpants Gnomes to me. . .but I can't find a good picture of the Underpants Gnomes, so this is probably the next closest thing:

[HairOfTheDog]