Right...tonight is play music / eat junk food night...or at least serve junk food to company night.
Sorry about the college situation. Bill is going through something similar in that they want him to get various paperwork from the state. I imagine every place is different...I was accepted to Franciscan University in OH without any official transcripts - they really cater to homeschoolers. I didn't end up going, but that's another story. I bet colleges' attitudes toward homeschoolers is going to shift in the coming years as it becomes more and more prevalent and it's harder to ignore that it works very well for a lot of students. You have the misfortune to be a pioneer. ;-) But I'm sure it'll work out in the end!