[Ramius]

Holy cow... there is just *the nuttiest* lady here at da bar tonight. I'm not sure but I think she may be an escapee from a mental ward.

Crazy talk. Goin' on and on and on about some hospital that killed some friend of hers... Oh, dear...

[Wneighbor]

Babe, I think you are a lunatic lady magnet. Ya keep tellin' us about all the mental wimmin there - but you don't ever let us know you see any normal wimmin there. Do ya just go there for the crazies?

[Ramius]

Ohgodohgodohgod... now she's got some poor guy cornered... she started out telling him that she really needed to help him with his by-line in his email and now she's telling him about her husband and how she's been abused and how she really wants to hit on him but she's all broken up and... then showed this bizarre letter that's all handwritten in all kinds of little boxes all over the paper with little arrows showing you how to read it.

Oh, I've never felt as bad for another human being as I feel for that guy right now.