[Ramius]

Ohgodohgodohgod... now she's got some poor guy cornered... she started out telling him that she really needed to help him with his by-line in his email and now she's telling him about her husband and how she's been abused and how she really wants to hit on him but she's all broken up and... then showed this bizarre letter that's all handwritten in all kinds of little boxes all over the paper with little arrows showing you how to read it.

Oh, I've never felt as bad for another human being as I feel for that guy right now.

[Wneighbor]

You could be next honey! You may not be safe there! Gees you have more wimmin trouble than most men who have wimmin!

[RosieCotton]

But you just CAN'T look away, can ya? Like watching a trainwreck...

[HairOfTheDog]

I got a call from Lisa today..... She said she was driving through Southern California and wanted me to tell her the Labrador Standard over the phone in case she sees ads for AKC Lab puppies. She wants to show a lower maintenance breed so she can just shave her collies. Long hair too much work.

I didn't read her the standard. Didn't really find out why she was in Southern California.