[Ramius]

These would be the wenches that the pirates, after raiding the ship, would have left behind and sailed away quickly. "No, no, really, it's OK... we're not kidnapping you... really... NO NO... DO NOT cross that board to my ship. You're staying HERE! Get it??... Hey you!! Get off that gangplank RIGHT NOW. Go back. Please for the luvva God GO BACK."

[RosieCotton]

LOL! Ouch!