[Darksheare]

Tenor, somewhat.
A screaming metal/alternative band?
Gotta have some really odd stage act.
(For some strange reason.. GWAR comes ot mind..)

[JenB]

Who's GWAR (she asks innocently, not knowing anything about nonChristian bands at all)

I have one cd by a group called ReliantK that's close to what I'd imagine Balrogs in Bedroom Slippers sounding like. Kind of slightly funk/ moderately hard rock with seriously odd lyrics.

[Fedora]

How's this for the refrain? :)

Smaug the Magic Dragon lived on Mount Lonely
looking much like Fritz the Cat as drawn by Ralph Bakshi. . .

Working on the rest now. . . :)