[Scott from the Left Coast]

I try to let the people I work for make fools of themselves, which they do readily.

That I am now joining them in that occupation is scarey for an Elf.

The key factor here is that there was no beer involved in my sneaking foolishness. I was stone-cold sober and got beat by two real posters. The horror. The sheer horror.

[HairOfTheDog]

Well, think of it this way.... Where would you be if you ~had~ gotten the precious?