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(vanity post - humor) Good News From Saddam

Posted on 01/07/2004 8:29:25 AM PST by Happy2BMe

I have been captured

My Regime has fallen

And my sons are dead.
But I have some good news . .

I just saved hundreds

on my car insurance

by switching to Geico



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We treat our captured dictators right!
1 posted on 01/07/2004 8:29:28 AM PST by Happy2BMe
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To: Happy2BMe
Beautiful!!
2 posted on 01/07/2004 8:31:12 AM PST by EggsAckley
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To: Slip18
Lookit.
3 posted on 01/07/2004 8:36:37 AM PST by Cyber Liberty (© 2003, Ravin' Lunatic since 4/98)
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To: EggsAckley; MeeknMing; Registered; SJackson; dennisw; Dubya; JohnHuang2; Salem; Mia T; yall; ...
Good news from Saddam - PING!
4 posted on 01/07/2004 8:38:10 AM PST by Happy2BMe (2004 - Who WILL the TERRORISTS vote for? - - Not George W. Bush, THAT'S for sure!)
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To: Cyber Liberty
Nice trophy!


5 posted on 01/07/2004 8:45:09 AM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: dead
How'd he ever get that rack outta the spidey hole?
6 posted on 01/07/2004 8:49:37 AM PST by Cyber Liberty (© 2003, Ravin' Lunatic since 4/98)
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To: Happy2BMe
LOL, they should do this one on TV!
7 posted on 01/07/2004 9:08:23 AM PST by jocon307 ( The dems don't get it, the American people do.)
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To: Happy2BMe; yall
haha !

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8 posted on 01/07/2004 10:27:09 AM PST by MeekOneGOP (Howie Dean in the South !!: http://Richard.Meek.home.comcast.net/IowaRatsLastMealNewDeal.JPG)
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To: Happy2BMe
I swear, he looks just like this old wino down Rubidoux way in Riverside who used to hit me up for nickels to buy his daily pint of "Night Train."
9 posted on 01/07/2004 4:49:14 PM PST by Salem (FREE REPUBLIC - Fighting to win within the Arena of the War of Ideas! So get in the fight!)
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To: Salem; MeeknMing
Heard from various (reliable) sources how Saddam spends his day . .

Half being interrogated (not hard interrogation) and the rest free time.

He reportedly spends a lot of time cleaning the toilet in his cell (no joke).

His cell has photographs in it.

Those of his sons and several of President George W. Bush.

I've seen other stories that said the pics of his boys included photos taken of their corpses by the U.S. Army.

10 posted on 01/07/2004 5:05:07 PM PST by Happy2BMe (2004 - Who WILL the TERRORISTS vote for? - - Not George W. Bush, THAT'S for sure!)
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To: Happy2BMe
Whatever Saddam 'suffers' through, it can never equal what he DISHED OUT
to his 'constituents'/'servants'/'whatevers' ...

Here is his final resting place:


11 posted on 01/07/2004 6:52:13 PM PST by MeekOneGOP (Howie Dean in the South !!: http://Richard.Meek.home.comcast.net/IowaRatsLastMealNewDeal.JPG)
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12 posted on 04/22/2004 5:15:02 AM PDT by kanawa (Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it one.)
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To: kanawa
Heehee!  !
13 posted on 04/22/2004 6:47:27 PM PDT by Salem (FREE REPUBLIC - Fighting to win within the Arena of the War of Ideas! So get in the fight!)
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