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FReeper Reviews of Return of the King (Spoiler FILLED)
Dec 17,2003

Posted on 12/17/2003 10:06:13 AM PST by HairOfTheDog

Lord of the Rings:
Return of the King!
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To: The Iguana
the force that went to the black gate was 1000 horse and 6000 foot. If I remember right, Aragorn dismisses some frailhearted soldiers at one point and has them go retake an Island on the Anduin.

So yeah it was by foot most of the way and took several days.

261 posted on 12/21/2003 5:29:56 PM PST by delapaz
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To: JenB
I think Aragorn's expression isn't surprise, it's love and kind of this amazement that they both made it and are here and in love. It seemed almost right to me.

Hm. Well, I hope you're right and that the EE clears it up. I don't want to hate any part of it, and that part still makes no sense. Even the love and wonder... what, he didn't know she was coming (hel-lo?) TO HIS CORONATION?!

I am wondering a few things... minor things.... like, when Frodo's shirtless in the tower, he's got two wounds. One is the Morgul-blade wound, the other looked to me like Shelob's sting at first - but it's too high up, the mithril shirt should have stopped it.

I thought the same, except not as smart as you about the mithril shirt. But beyond that, they're both healed scars, and Shelob's couldn't have healed. There's a little niggle, BTW, that I don't want to labor... but her sting, as they show it, is more of a rhinoceros horn. It'd have gutted him. It needed to be slimmer and sharper. So anyway, my only other thought about that wound is that it was a mark left by the cave troll in the mines of Moria.

...oh, darn, I have more to say but I have to go do family stuff

Me too. It's Burger Night, and Dad cooks. Write more when you can, young lady.

Dan

262 posted on 12/21/2003 5:37:20 PM PST by BibChr ("...behold, they have rejected the word of the LORD, so what wisdom is in them?" [Jer. 8:9])
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To: BibChr
Ok, here's something more that bothered me; two moments that seem like stock moments from any movie.

One is where Eowyn's attacking the Mumak. She tells Merry to take the reins - just exactly like that part of the car chase where the driver tells his passenger to take the wheel so he can shoot. Honestly, I expected her to yell "Drive!"

The other, similarly, is when Sam is fighting Shelob, and he loses his sword. There's one of those omnipresent "scramble for the just out of reach sword (gun)" moments. It... annoyed me. This movie doesn't need movie cliches.

Why did Aragorn, Gandalf and the others dismount before the gate? There were no horses at all in the battle, and there should have been. Although the charge looked really great on foot, I'm wondering who got designated to hold onto the horses.

Also I cannot get a sense of time in this movie. Take the beacon lighting sequence. It starts out in what appears to be very early morning - that's the only way I've figured that makes sense. At one point as the beacons are being lit, it's dark night, then it's day again when it shows up in Rohan. How long can it take to light beacons, if Rohan is three days' ride, and the beacons doubtless take a straighter path since they are on top of the mountains?

Or again, it looks like the battle of the Pelennor fields starts just as the Rohirrim are breaking camp, but they show up just in time to save the day... Frodo and Sam start down across Mordor long before the army could have arrived to draw them out... Am I missing something, or picking nits?

Still, I got more of a sense of "this movie is about sacrificing your life/self/comfort for what you hold dear"... and such a sense of the Ring's malice. When Frodo claims it as his own, he's embracing his chains... and that seems a very Christian sort of idea there, that we love our sin so much we are slaves or worse.

Even Sam is tempted by it... wish they'd done more with that somehow. There is real strength in the scene in the tower. Frodo and Sam both communicate so much with their faces. You can see what it's done to Frodo, what it could do to Sam, and I felt sorry for them both.

So that's a little more... why didn't they replant the Tree? Why were there just blossoms on the old one, and why didn't anyone make a point of that?
263 posted on 12/21/2003 7:01:58 PM PST by JenB ("I will not say, do not weep, for not all tears are an evil")
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To: JenB
the other looked to me like Shelob's sting at first - but it's too high up, the mithril shirt should have stopped it.

You are right. The spider stung hi in the back of the neck, and the second wound is a round scar

that's where the troll "skewered" him in FOTR

The Mitril shirt protected him, but if you read the book, he has a shirt under the mithril, and the troll's hitting him caused the skin to break from links hitting his skin. In the book, Aragorn washes the wound so it won't get infected. The wound would be more like an "abraision" superficial but would scar, but the mitril stopped it from penetrating deeper.

264 posted on 12/22/2003 4:53:14 AM PST by LadyDoc (liberals only love politically correct poor people)
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To: JenB
Well, I'm behind you in the count, but we noticed something interesting the second time through that was a nice touch by PJ.

Watch the hobbits during the 'bowing' scene at the coronation (that is, if yer eyes aren't all teary). Merry and Pippin are on the ends, the stand tall and puff their chests a bit- clearly enjoying the moment and their new status as heroes of Middle Earth. You expect to hear Pippin excitedly say to Merry, "Merry! Look at that! They're bowing... to us!"

Sam stands tall, like a veteran, and simply nods accepting the honor. Frodo looks overwhelmed, as though it still hasn't registered with him that it's all over with. And of course, we know for Frodo it will never be all over with.

It's an interesting summary of the hobbits' journeys.

265 posted on 12/22/2003 7:25:16 AM PST by Lil'freeper (Now for wrath! Now for ruin! And a red dawn!)
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To: BibChr
Hmm, I see that we are not alike.

I have told a man to stop talking on his cell phone on a quiet bus ride downtown(he was talking to his cell provider, as if it were his private office) and earned the approval of thankful bus-riders.

I would have NO hesitation in telling "talkers" or rude types to shut the hell up. I paid for this movie and to HEAR It, not just see it. If they want beef, they can have it, cuz I'll bring it. I'm tired of uncivilized and rude people getting away with it because the good people are too nice to make them realize that there are consequences to their actions.
266 posted on 12/22/2003 8:29:25 PM PST by Skywalk
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To: Skywalk
So... when can we go see it together?

Dan
(c;

PS — I'm not so sure that it's as much as a difference between you and me as a difference in our settings. Sacramento is a Godforsaken, brainless, classless, soulless area by and large, and I'd give even odds that an audience might boo a shusher as equally as a yacker.
267 posted on 12/23/2003 6:26:50 AM PST by BibChr ("...behold, they have rejected the word of the LORD, so what wisdom is in them?" [Jer. 8:9])
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Repost from here: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1045104/posts?page=18#18 (Rush Limbaugh: The Lesson of the Lord of the Rings]

I saw RotK yesterday and Mark Levin has it exactly right. I would have loved to see a longer movie, and told my friend who saw all three movies with me that RotK actually could have been two movies.

And here's my big news flash review after watching all three. PJ should have cast the man who played Eomer as Aragorn. YES! I never liked Viggo as the king; only as Strider, and I do not find him an attractive lead excepting in how very well he acted out Elrond's castigation that "men are weak." Eomer, despite his youth (in real life) carried his role extremely well and would have been a very believable, very honcho, Aragorn, and a great love interest for Arwen. All they'd have had to do is make him up to look a bit older.

[New comment: I know PJ got into a major bind when the first Aragorn didn't work out; Viggo was flown in without time to ramp up to the physical prep for the part, from which he recovered well, they say ... but I will always regret that the real life Eomer (can't remember his name) didn't get the part. Other than that, I loved this movie and will see it again and again, and give it 9.8 out of 10.]

These critiques are not because of being a starry-eyed teen as I am neither.

268 posted on 12/24/2003 10:29:01 AM PST by GretchenEE (Osama, you're next.)
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To: HairOfTheDog
Have you been reading in TORN that the ROTK EE may be five hours long!

Here's to hopin'--

269 posted on 12/25/2003 12:02:37 PM PST by Mamzelle
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To: The Iguana
re: - Word is that New Line are balking at the price for another Extended Edition, and may be farming out the FX to El Cheapo American FX House Inc rather than the high-quality excesses of WETA... )))

Don't understand this rumor--aren't the effects already filmed?

270 posted on 12/25/2003 12:08:06 PM PST by Mamzelle
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To: HairOfTheDog
Finally saw the movie yesterday. Thought it was definitely the best of the 3 movies. I read the books back in the 70's. I had forgotten that Frodo goes off at the end with Gandalf and the elves. Didn't quite understand why. There seemed to be less "rotten teeth" shots in this movie compared to the first 2, I liked that. I also laughed myself silly during the battle at Minas Tirith, the evil comander who almost gets hit by a big rock I started calling "Porky Pig - the Dark Side".
271 posted on 12/26/2003 10:49:37 PM PST by MomwithHope
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To: MomwithHope
I had forgotten that Frodo goes off at the end with Gandalf and the elves. Didn't quite understand why.

If your books are around... read the chapter on the Grey Havens at the end. Frodo was actually quite ill off and on, often on the anniversary of the attack at weatertop. He never regained the peace of mind he had prior to the adventure.

On the thirteenth of that month Farmer Cotton found Frodo lying on his bed; he was clutching a white gem that hung on a chain about his neck and he seemed half in a dream.

‘It is gone for ever,’ he said, ‘and now all is dark and empty.’

But the fit passed, and when Sam got back on the twenty-fifth, Frodo had recovered, and he said nothing about himself. In the meanwhile Bag End had been set in order, and Merry and Pippin came over from Crickhollow bringing back all the old furniture and gear, so that the old hole soon looked very much as it always had done.

~~~~~~~~~~~snip~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

‘Well, Sam,’ said Frodo. ‘I want you to see Rose and find out if she can spare you, so that you and I can go off together. You can’t go far or for a long time now, of course,’ he said a little wistfully.

‘Well, not very well, Mr. Frodo.’

‘Of course not. But never mind. You can see me on my way. Tell Rose that you won’t be away very long, not more than a fortnight; and you’ll come back quite safe.’

‘I wish I could go all the way with you to Rivendell, Mr. Frodo, and see Mr. Bilbo,’ said Sam. ‘And yet the only place I really want to be in is here. I am that torn in two.’

‘Poor Sam! It will feel like that, I am afraid,’ said Frodo. ‘But you will be healed. You were meant to be solid and whole, and you will be.’

~~~~~~~~~~~snip~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Elrond greeted them gravely and graciously, and Galadriel smiled upon them. ‘Well, Master Samwise,’ she said. ‘I hear and see that you have used my gift well. The Shire shall now be more than ever blessed and beloved.’ Sam bowed, but found nothing to say. He had forgotten how beautiful the Lady was.

Then Bilbo woke up and opened his eyes. ‘Hullo, Frodo!’ he said. ‘Well, I have passed the Old Took today! So that’s settled. And now I think I am quite ready to go on another journey. Are you coming?’

‘Yes, I am coming,’ said Frodo. ‘The Ring-bearers should go together.’

‘Where are you going, Master?’ cried Sam, though at last he understood what was happening.

‘To the Havens, Sam,’ said Frodo.

‘And I can’t come.’

‘No, Sam. Not yet anyway, not further than the Havens. Though you too were a Ring-bearer, if only for a little while. Your time may come. Do not be too sad, Sam. You cannot be always torn in two. You will have to be one and whole, for many years. You have so much to enjoy and to be, and to do.’

‘But,’ said Sam, and tears started in his eyes, ‘I thought you were going to enjoy the Shire, too. for years and years, after all you have done.’

‘So I thought too, once. But I have been too deeply hurt, Sam. I tried to save the Shire, and it has been saved, but not for me. It must often be so, Sam, when things are in danger: some one has to give them up, lose them, so that others may keep them. But you are my heir: all that I had and might have had I leave to you. And also you have Rose, and Elanor; and Frodo-lad will come, and Rosie-lass, and Merry, and Goldilocks, and Pippin; and perhaps more that I cannot see. Your hands and your wits will be needed everywhere. You will be the Mayor, of course, as long as you want to be, and the most famous gardener in history; and you will read things out of the Red Book, and keep alive the memory of the age that is gone. so that people will remember the Great Danger and so love their beloved land all the more. And that will keep you as busy and as happy as anyone can be, as long as your part of the Story goes on.


272 posted on 12/27/2003 8:32:39 AM PST by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog
THANKS A BUNCH!! It was very nice of you to post that. Don't have my old books anymore, and when our 16 year old read them last year she got them from the library.
Happy New Year!
273 posted on 12/27/2003 1:56:10 PM PST by MomwithHope
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To: MomwithHope
It might interest you to know that Sam later went also to the Grey Havens... not much is said of it, only a note in the calendar in the appendices of LoTR:

1482 Death of Mistress Rose, wife of Master Samwise, on Mid-year's Day. On September 22 Master Sam-wise rides out from Bag End. He comes to the Tower Hills, and is last seen by Elanor, to whom he gives the Red Book afterwards kept by the Fairbairns. Among them the tradition is handed down from Elanor that Samwise passed the Towers, and went to the Grey Havens. and passed over Sea, last of the Ring-bearers.

More on the plight of Frodo... from Many Partings, toward the end of RoTK... Remember Arwen's lines from FoTR? where she said at the Ford, when Frodo was failing "What Grace is given me, let it pass to him, let him be spared"... While PJ made up to give her those lines at that point in the story... She did actually give him the Grace of her 'place' at the Grey Havens... In essense, giving him what she had given up. And the Evenstar:

But the Queen Arwen said: ‘A gift I will give you. For I am the daughter of Elrond. I shall not go with him now when he departs to the Havens; for mine is the choice of Lúthien, and as she so have I chosen, both the sweet and the bitter. But in my stead you shall go, Ring-bearer, when the time comes, and if you then desire it. If your hurts grieve you still and the memory of your burden is heavy, then you may pass into the West, until all your wounds and weariness are healed. But wear this now in memory of Elfstone and Evenstar with whom your life has been woven!’

And she took a white gem like a star that lay upon her breast hanging upon a silver chain, and she set the chain about Frodo’s neck. ‘When the memory of the fear and the darkness troubles you,’ she said, ‘this will bring you aid.’

Here is more background on the "choice" of the Half-Elven. This kind of wraps up those concepts that are all intertwined with Arwen and Frodo.

At the end of the First Age the Valar gave to the Half-elven an irrevocable choice to which kindred they would belong. Elrond chose to be of Elven-kind, and became a master of wisdom. To him therefore was granted the same grace as to those of the High Elves that still lingered in Middle-earth: that when weary at last of the mortal lands they could take ship from the Grey Havens and pass into the Uttermost West; and this grace continued after the change of the world. But to the children of Elrond a choice was also appointed: to pass with him from the circles of the world; or if they remained, to become mortal and die in Middle-earth. For Elrond, therefore, all chances of the War of the Ring were fraught with sorrow.

Also in the Appendices:

We have heard tell that Legolas took Gimli Glóin's son with him because of their great friendship, greater than any that has been between Elf and Dwarf. If this is true, then it is strange indeed: that a Dwarf should be willing to leave Middle-earth for any love, or that the Eldar should receive him, or that the Lords of the West should permit it. But it is said that Gimli went also out of desire to see again the beauty of Galadriel; and it may be that she, being mighty among the Eldar, obtained this grace for him. More cannot be said of this matter.

That's all for now.... I love the meaning of all that, and it is easy for me to copy and paste it for you here.

274 posted on 12/27/2003 2:51:57 PM PST by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog
I went and saw it on Christmas day, went to the 11:15am showing. Good thing I did, because when I came out at 2:45 the hallways, the lobby, the parking lot were PACKED. :-)

I had the same minor quibbles as everyone else, but I'll be seeing it again, next weekend most likely.

One odd note, a lady brought her babe in arms to the movie. Now this is not something a baby can sit through. The battle scenes alone were enough to make the kid cry.

I need to go find the soundtrack now.

I also need to go watch it again, I just know I missed some details.
275 posted on 12/27/2003 3:44:32 PM PST by RikaStrom
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To: HairOfTheDog; BibChr
Pity poor Mamzelle ping!!

ARghArGH!!!

Last night I attempted a second viewing of ROTR, began to watch the opening credits, when a teenaged girl sat down next to me with a newborn infant, who proceed to start crying!

Taking an infant to a 3.5 hour movie!

I got up, left, and demanded our ticket money back. Will try again sometime later.

Are there any ways, short of renting a whole movie theatre, to see this movie undisturbed by orcs and trolls?

276 posted on 12/29/2003 7:41:16 AM PST by Mamzelle
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To: RikaStrom
See above--same thing happened to me. On first viewing, I had oaf-orcs behind me guffawing at Shelob and complaining of the slow ending.
277 posted on 12/29/2003 7:45:15 AM PST by Mamzelle
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To: Mamzelle
Poor dear!

I don't get the infant thing (OK - yes I do, parent doesn't want to find a sitter).... Saw one at our view too.... but this one was not heard from, so I didn't think of it again.

Well, pretty soon the crowds will thin out to the point where you can get up and move if you are near a bad one.
278 posted on 12/29/2003 7:45:50 AM PST by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog
re: Poor dear! )))

Thank you. sniff. snivel.

I wish the theatres would do what they did when I was a child, and have attendants with flashlights to shush the orcs.

Or, they could have had a special "Tolkeins Fans Showing" for thirty-dollar tickets, grownups and good children only, with shushing service provided. I'd have paid extra, gladly. It's not that I can't take popcorn munching or the occasional cough. But incessant noise is maddening.

Did you know where I saw FOTR, first viewing? It was in Charleston, SC, on a trip. It was the most interesting little old theatre, tables set in front of the screen, limited seating with discreet and whispering waiters bringing snacks. Done so well, you hardly minded the traffic. I didn't know it was a "dinner" theatre until after I entered.

279 posted on 12/29/2003 7:55:34 AM PST by Mamzelle
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To: Mamzelle
There are a few of those dinner theaters around here too!

I have had good luck except for the one punching incident!

Right now I have been waiting to go to the theater until our coughs settle down. ecurbh and I have been sick.
280 posted on 12/29/2003 7:59:02 AM PST by HairOfTheDog
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