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Man Charged in Cheese Attack Case
The Spectrum ^
| Friday December 12, 2003
| Elizabeth Miller
Posted on 12/12/2003 8:02:17 AM PST by Dr. Zzyzx
Edited on 05/07/2004 9:22:56 PM PDT by Jim Robinson.
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CEDAR CITY -- A Cedar City man was arrested Thursday after allegedly assaulting another man with a block of cheese.
Brent Little, 47, 439 W. Pine Cone, Cedar City, was charged with intoxication, a class-C misdemeanor and assault, a class-B misdemeanor.
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I like cheese.....
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posted on
12/12/2003 8:02:18 AM PST
by
Dr. Zzyzx
To: Dr. Zzyzx
It's friday! Just need the moose and some whine now.
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posted on
12/12/2003 8:03:37 AM PST
by
Prof Engineer
(...just a moment, just a moment...I've detected a fault in the AE35 unit.)
To: Dr. Zzyzx
Behold the Power of Cheeze...
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posted on
12/12/2003 8:04:21 AM PST
by
Frank_Discussion
(May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather!)
To: Dr. Zzyzx
This is by far the cheesiest post today. But it was a guoda idea to let us know what's going on.
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posted on
12/12/2003 8:06:32 AM PST
by
tbpiper
To: Prof Engineer
A moose once bit my sister.
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posted on
12/12/2003 8:07:02 AM PST
by
mlo
To: Dr. Zzyzx
When cheese is outlawed, only outlaws will have cheese!
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posted on
12/12/2003 8:07:19 AM PST
by
big_Rob
(www.aguynamedrob.com/indy1.htm)
To: tbpiper
Yeah, we need to know about these cheese-toting muensters walking the streets...
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posted on
12/12/2003 8:08:29 AM PST
by
Frank_Discussion
(May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather!)
To: Dr. Zzyzx
What a waste of perfectly good cheese.
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posted on
12/12/2003 8:09:13 AM PST
by
brewcrew
To: Dr. Zzyzx
I dream of a day when a man can walk down the street with a block of cheese in his hand and no one will think much of it.
I guess the fella just grated him one too many times.
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posted on
12/12/2003 8:09:44 AM PST
by
NormsRevenge
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To: Dr. Zzyzx
If the assault victim defended himself with a knife, would that mean he......
-Eric
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posted on
12/12/2003 8:10:36 AM PST
by
E Rocc
To: mlo
Did she whine?
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posted on
12/12/2003 8:10:36 AM PST
by
Prof Engineer
(...just a moment, just a moment...I've detected a fault in the AE35 unit.)
HEY JOOooeeee... where ya going with that block of cheese in your hand?
sung to the tune, "Hey Joe, where ya going with that gun in your hand?"
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posted on
12/12/2003 8:11:30 AM PST
by
NormsRevenge
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To: NormsRevenge
ROFLOL
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posted on
12/12/2003 8:13:33 AM PST
by
Prof Engineer
(...just a moment, just a moment...I've detected a fault in the AE35 unit.)
To: NormsRevenge
What next?? A 9mm Havarti Barretta? A Tilamook Glock?
I am worried now!!
To: Dr. Zzyzx
Was it sharp cheese?
At least it wasn't a Pythonesque bananna.
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posted on
12/12/2003 8:16:48 AM PST
by
boris
(The deadliest Weapon of Mass Destruction in History is a Leftist With a Word Processor)
To: tbpiper; Frank_Discussion; martin_fierro; mhking
Does he needs to go to jail or some other penal institution? Yes!
Jail or penal, Jack!
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posted on
12/12/2003 8:18:27 AM PST
by
Charles Henrickson
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To: tbpiper; Frank_Discussion; martin_fierro; mhking
Put him in fetas!
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posted on
12/12/2003 8:19:24 AM PST
by
Charles Henrickson
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To: tbpiper; Frank_Discussion; martin_fierro; mhking
String him up!
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posted on
12/12/2003 8:20:35 AM PST
by
Charles Henrickson
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To: Prof Engineer
Does this fill the need?
Moose:
Whine:
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posted on
12/12/2003 8:23:26 AM PST
by
Johnny Gage
(Everybody is someone elses weirdo)
To: Prof Engineer
CHeese fiction (or a bad attempt, at least or is it wurst)
the pungent odor of the cheese block hung in the air as the victim fell limply to the floor, a small piece stuck to his upper lip as his tongue quivered ..
I walked away knowing he would never make the same mistake again... I said white wine, not red, dammit , goes best with this cheese of mine,, I turned to my date and said, "I gooda get out of here." ;-)
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posted on
12/12/2003 8:23:43 AM PST
by
NormsRevenge
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