[Ramius]

Though that's an incongruity if ever there was one.

Uh... yeah. :-)

A "Journeys of flat Eowyn" project would, I'm afraid, devolve quickly into something... untoward. :-)

[RosieCotton]

The list of what shouldn't be done with her would have to be much longer than the list we came up with for Frodo, I'm afraid.

[Scott from the Left Coast]

That's why God invented blow-up dolls.