Subject: Send God
An atheist professor was teaching a college class and he told the class that he was going to prove that there is no God. He said, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you 15 minutes!"
Ten minutes went by. He kept taunting God, saying,"Here I am, God. I'm still waiting." He got down to the last couple of minutes and a Marine just released from active duty and newly registered in the class walked up to the professor, hit him full force in the face, and sent him flying from his platform.
The professor struggled up, obviously shaken and yelled, "What's the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
The Marine replied, "God was busy; He sent me."
Life is good.
Semper Fi
To: g'nad
mine?
To: g'nad
The Marine replied, "God was busy; He sent me." LMAO that's good.
17,102 posted on
01/26/2004 8:44:56 PM PST by
Professional Engineer
(Then, Opportunity sends to Spirit, "Don't make me come around Mars to smack you")
To: g'nad
"God was busy; He sent me." Good one!!!
17,107 posted on
01/26/2004 8:47:39 PM PST by
Wneighbor
(See Hobbit Hole Post 1262)
To: g'nad
"God was busy; He sent me." hehehehe... [que evil laugh]
To: g'nad
The Marine replied, "God was busy; He sent me." ROTFL!! Well, didn't Jesus say we'd have to be His Hands when He was gone?
To: g'nad
Takin' a few college courses in your spare time, g'nad?
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