two-by-four with a couple of 16 penny nails thru it...
tell him to quit actin' like a little girl, to shut his trap and act like the man he thinks he is... nobody respects a man with no self-discipline or dignity, and he is acting with a total lack of both... he should be openin' doors for you, and you should never be carrying anything with him around... if he contiues to act like a little turd, treat him like one...