[Professional Engineer]

Start practicing: ya'll, fixin to, reckon, howdy etc. You'll pick it up in no time.

[JenB]

I have enough trouble avoiding "Pixburgh" words and slurs, I don't need another region to worry about!

We've got yinz, slippy, worsh, iggle, etcetera - to say nothing of the atrocious grammar, punctuation errors, and word confusion (my favorite: using "let" when you mean "lay").