[MeekOneGOP]

hehe ! His goose is cooked ! Er ... turkey, I mean ! ...

I have this saved on my computer but need to upload it to my website ! ...

[OESY]

A fellow won five penguins in a contest. He picked them up at the radio station in his car.

On his way home, he stopped to fill up with gas.

The attendant came out, noticed the penguins in the back seat, and asked "Hey, buddy, what are you doing with all those penguins?"

The fellow explained, but said he didn't know what to do with them.

The attendant said, "Why don't you take them to the zoo?" The fellow thought that was a great idea and drove off.

About a week later, the fellow drives into the same station to get gas.

The same attendant comes out, and says, "Hey, buddy, how come you still have those penguins in your back seat, and why are they wearing sunglasses? Weren't you going to take them to the zoo?"

The fellow said, "I did. They loved it. This week we're going to the beach."

Not all birds are for eating. Some are for entertainment. Happy Thanksgiving!

[JustAmy]

Thanks for the coffee, Meekie.
I grabbed a cup earlier but had a few things to do to get ready for tomorrow.
Hope you have a great day and a blessed holiday week-end.