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Well, one of her boyfriends got a little too 'frisky' and she decided to sic me on him.
I don't think I've seen anyone run through a closed screen door before.
I did learn in short order NOT to play cardgames of ANY kind against the best friend.
She'd get this slight smirk, and then I'd lose.
I'd yell for the missus and say that 'rotten kid is viciously beating me at card games again!' and she'd simply say that I should learn not to play cardgames against said 'rotten kid person.'

Guess she 'chose' me as her stepfather because I wasn't scum like the previous guys her mom dated.
Hearing some of what her mom's previous boyfriends tried/did, I wouldn't doubt that interpretation.