[restornu]

The Origin of the Amber Plan
http://www.codeamber.org/?tck1

[Mo1]

There once was a day we didn't need Amber Alert ... because these perverts knew they would get the bleep beat'n out of them.

Now they just get jail time

[Mo1]

From Dad in law


There were two blondes who went deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree.

After hours of subzero temperatures a few close calls with hungry wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said, "I'm chopping down the next tree I see. I don't care whether it's decorated or not!"