[Mo1]

From Dad in law


There were two blondes who went deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree.

After hours of subzero temperatures a few close calls with hungry wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said, "I'm chopping down the next tree I see. I don't care whether it's decorated or not!"

[westmex]

How about one of these machines????

.....Westy.....

[restornu]

If your going to tell one that dumb! here's back at ya!

A football coach walked into the locker room before the big game,
looked over to his star player and said, "I'm not supposed to
let you play since you failed math, but we really need you in there.
So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you
get it right, you can play."

The player agreed, so the coach looked straight into his eyes and
asked, "Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to
this. What is two plus two?"

The player thought for a moment and then answered, "4?"

"Did you say 4?" the coach exclaimed, excited that he had gotten
it right.

Suddenly all the other players on the team began shouting,
"Come on coach, give him another chance!"