Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 14

[Conservababe]

Of course times are different now. No booze on my coffin....they must take the bottles into the kitchen. LOL

[ValerieUSA]

CAROL MOSELEY BRAUN TO DROP OUT OF PRESIDENTIAL RACE; WILL ENDORSE HOWARD DEAN

could anything be less significant?

[Windshark]

If it's single malt Scotch....

I'm invited.

[Windshark]

I guess if she endorsed Kerry.........

[westmex]

Maybe Little Dennis dropping out.....

.....Westy.....

[Conservababe]

Me too, and that is why I despise this funeral home version of a wake. I must say, though, at my mothers visitation in Kentucky, we actually smoked in the family room. Yes, we did and it was allowed. LOL

And, all the men got together outside and had a snort or two, really. Was that unseemly of them? I think not. It is just tradition in our family. But, I want to make it an actual part of my wake, without sneaking around a stuffy funeral director and rules. LOL

[Windshark]

If needs be, we will.

In the meantime, we will also.

[Windshark]

Great minds......

[null and void]

Thanks.

[Windshark]

Your fun and wit will always be appreciated by usn's.

[Conservababe]

If you order Scotch at my wake...you will be thrown out the door. They would never understand why a Scotch drinking Yankee was at my wake. LOL

[Windshark]

Not true. Most Southerners know the value of good Scotch just as well as Bourbon and the others.

One Swervie and Catpuppy esquire adore the stuff......

Norhterners they're not.

[Conservababe]

No true southerner drinks Scotch.

[Windshark]

Tell that to Swervie and catpuppy.

I think you're putting Southerners in a very small, shallow box.......

[westmex]

Not all Damn Yankees do either...lol

.....Westy.....

[Windshark]

Zactly my point in reverse....

:-)

[Conservababe]

Swervie and Catpuppy are not true southerners. So there.

[Windshark]

Swervie and Catpuppy are not true southerners

And they don't like sex either.......

Doh!

[Conservababe]

Well, if Yankees do drink, they order Scotch or else a fruity tooty drink with an umbrella. LOL

Have you ever tasted the overly priced Scotch whiskey? It tastes like diluted library paste. LOL

[Windshark]

or else a fruity tooty drink with an umbrella

Like the Blue Margaritas (complete with umbrellas) that Northern hussy Sweetliberty drinks.......