[JustAmy]

Nominated for Quote of the Year is the statement made by Texas Congressman Dick Armey when asked, "If you had been in President Clinton's place, would you have resigned?"

Armey's reply: "If I had been in the president's place I would not have gotten the chance to resign. I would have been lying in a pool of my own blood, looking up, and listening to my wife ask, 'How do you reload this, you son of a b*tch?'"

[MEG33]

Don't Mess With Texas Women!

[MeekOneGOP]

ROFL !!

[JustAmy]

Heart Of Stone
Alone this night, as always it seems
Nothing to live for, wondering why I care
Life has been cruel, sometimes mean
And generally a hellish experiences to live.

Why continue with this daily curse
The sun coming up is only misery
A new day brings it's own rewards
Anxiety, worry, and bothersome nervousness.

Which way should I chose to end this life
Shotgun to the head, or knife to the heart
Asphyxiation from my car, live my life in a bar
All these sound exciting, and a welcomed end.

What brought me to this un-welcomed in
Things broken that can not be mend.
A heart destroyed by a loathsome creature
A beautiful woman with a heart of stone.

© 1999 Robert Elliott AKA Ancient Soul

[Darksheare]

I would have been beheaded with my own sword.

[The Mayor]

Wow! LOL!!