We need a freeper infiltrator.
I could start hanging around the Middle Eastern restaurants near the mosques and very loudly say things like..."I just feel like my life has no direction, something is missing" LOL
No one ever tries to convert me. I feel like George in that episode of Seinfeld where he tries to get the carpet cleaning cult to try to convert him and they won't.
Ok, I have my burka on. Think anyone will notice?
BUT, have you been out showing goats at the fairs? That's where they always want me to convert. :-)