[JustAmy]

A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. He was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo. A twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he got out.

When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo, "How high do you think they'll go?"

The kangaroo said, "About a thousand feet, unless somebody locks the gate at night!"

[JustAmy]

A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"

~~~~~~~~~~ Ta Da ~~~~~~~~~~~

[Darksheare]

*groans*

Beware fevered kisses under the dark of the moon.

[MeekOneGOP]

hehe !

Halloween is just around the corner. Everybody, PLEASE ! Fly Carefully ...