[Jen]

Why do you need a saddle for your flying horsie? You're such a special pup, aren't you able to ride bareback? (I suspect you just want a gigantic chew toy! Hmmmmmmm???)

I once had a dog - a Basenji - that could climb a 6-foot chain link fence. I'm not kidding! Have you ever seen anything like that?

[PoorMuttly]

Well...I "may" have...but it's part of my release agreement to never reveal the details of certain unfortunate "extra-legal"...perhaps...exploits with my quondum associates.

I wish you hadn't mentioned that fence thing. She broke my heart...and the subsequent "community service" I found it expiditious to do afterward was a bitch. That makes two...at least.

About the saddle...I can't wear my gaudy, theatrical spurs without a saddle that goes with it, and it's too hard to carry my oversized saddlebags myself...especially while wearing my trademark goggles and gauntlet gloves.