Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 11

19 Oct 03 | null and void

[grannie9]

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and was on
> the verge of being burned out. Hoping to try another career where
skillful
> hands would be beneficial, he decided to change careers and become a
> mechanic.
>
> He found out from the local technical college what was involved, signed
up
> for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.
>
> When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynecologist
prepared
> carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill.
>
> When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained
a
> score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying "I
don't
> want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wondered
if
> there had been an error which needed adjusting."
>
> The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart
perfectly,
> which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together
> again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark."
>
> The instructor went on to say, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did
all
> of it through the muffler."

[grannie9]

Grannie screws up again.

[Cuttnhorse]

My first try at posting a photo using HP...a virgin no longer.

[lodwick]

Outstanding!

Thanks for the laughs.

[restornu]

Mysterious Cat

[lodwick]

It's getting to be that time of the year...

Pre-halloween cheers up there.

[restornu]

HAUNTED ENTERTAINMENT
click

[restornu]

/

click pic

[Canadian Outrage]

Do you ever use a fireplace in Texas? I can't remember if Bill and Chrissy had one or not. I think maybe they did.

[Canadian Outrage]

trust me, if the wind is right, those fires can move mighty fast. Like 100 meters a minute.

[Windshark]

In the summer they just put buckets of ice on the grate with a fan behind it.

[Windshark]

I just see a red X.

But what do I know....my linking ablity is way beyond below average.

*&%$#%^%.....I forgot my camera yesterday. Great game if you were a Michigan fan. Great fun. Great tailgate party at our son's Purdue grad's home just 3 blocks from the stadium. Not a good day for Purdue, but their cheerleaders were dressed much nicer than ours.......The Purdue folks were not impressesed by that fact.

[lodwick]

Cute spooky house page. ;-)

[lodwick]

Most all houses here have fireplaces - whether the owners ever use them is another matter. I seal mine up so we don't get so much cooling loss in the summertime.

Nothing like backing up to a toasty fire, but what a pain to deal with all the ashes, etc.

Cheers, Lynn

[lodwick]

David Henry Lawrence (1885-1938)
English Novelist and Poet

“Men fight for liberty and win it with hard knocks. Their children, brought up easy, let it slip away again, poor fools. And their grandchildren are once more slaves.”

[westmex]

Sorry Cuttn all I see is an red X.....

.....Westy....

[westmex]

Whatcom Falls Bellingham, WA.

The site is up. The URL didn't look right to me on your red X post...

.....Westy.....

[westmex]

URL for your pic in your post

http://hpphoto.com/sessions/727261515611/28093353sm.jpg

URL for my pic

http://home.hpphoto.com/servlet/LinkPhoto?GUID=15e47ef8-48bd-39e7-6e7d-26ac439a147a&size=

Don't look similiar at all
Think you are doing something wrong...

.....Westy.....

[Cuttnhorse]

Pooey,
Still a virgin...wonder why it showed the photo when I did a preview??

Oh well, I'll fool with it later...thanks for your help.

[Cuttnhorse]

I notice the dream season of Northern Illinois came to a screeching halt.

My lads, Nevada got beat by Lousiana Tech. The Tech quarterback is pretty amazing and is expected to go high in the NFL draft next year. Thankfully! He has beat Nevada in all three of their games.