Not Satire: Gay couple says they will "immediately" seek asylum in Gaza if conservatives take over Spain

Not The Bee ^ | September 03, 2026 | Joel Abbott

[Red Badger]

Who wants to tell them?

In Spain, a gay couple says that if the ‘far-right’ wins the next election, they will seek asylum in Palestine because they consider it the most ‘progressive’ place on earth.

This is mental illness. How can they be so dumb? pic.twitter.com/8VHmJa32vV— Dr. Maalouf ‏ (@realMaalouf) September 3, 2026

If the right-wing Vox Party wins (the country is currently embroiled in mass protests against the far-left government), these gents are going to apply for asylum in ... an Islamic terror den known for lobbing off the heads of gay people.

I would ask for political asylum in Gaza, immediately in Gaza.

Someone please show him these headlines:

We jokingly say "Queers for Palestine" are like "Chickens for KFC," but in all seriousness, Hamas executes gays for fun.

(Usually after torturing them extensively.)

Anyone who has spent any time studying Islamic theology, history, or culture - particularly in areas controlled by militant jihadi outfits like Hamas - knows this.

It is not a well-kept secret. You have to work extra hard to be this ignorant.

In the Quran, there are several verses that mention the sin "of the people of Lot," which is an uneducated way to refer to the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah that Lot had settled in after receiving an inheritance from his uncle Abraham. In the biblical account, God resolved to destroy the cities for their sin, and the men of the cities confirmed this judgement as just when they tried to rape two angels that visited Lot to warn him to leave (Genesis 19).

Within this context, the Quran specifically spells out "approaching males" as "mates" (Quran 7:80-81, 26:165-166, 27:54-55, 29:28-29).

In addition, the Hadith (a collection of sayings and traditions of the warlord Mohammed), comments on gayness. Mohammed instructed others to curse a gay man three times. Mohammed's cousin Ibn Abbas also attributed this quote to him:

Whoever you find doing the action of the people of Lot, kill the one who does it and the one to whom it is done.

This is why Islamic jihadis throw gay people off buildings, my friends!

I'd say public education has failed these Spanish gentlemen, but I actually think it led them to its intended goal.

I don’t know how they got so dumb, but I know that it’s not my problem.— Katya Sedgwick (@KatyaSedgwick) September 3, 2026

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[dfwgator]

Sounds like a Win-Win.

[Libloather]

Some folks just refuse to learn the rules of the game.

[ansel12]

I hope they are trend setters.

[Beowulf9]

Waking up is hard to do 🎶

[Red Badger]

Ernst Röhm was the most prominent openly gay Nazi leader executed by the regime. As the head of the Sturmabteilung (SA), Röhm was murdered on Adolf Hitler’s orders during the Night of the Long Knives in June–July 1934.

The Nazis used gays until they were no longer necessary. Then they killed them all. The Nazis and the Islamo-Fascists were very close during WWII.................

[butlerweave]

Mental Illness

[faithhopecharity]

suggestion to the 2 Spanish homos: bring plenty of Vasoline

[rlmorel]

Life is hard as a homosexual, and it is harder when you are stupid.

[The Duke]

LEGEND_IN_THEIR_OWN_MINDS_PING

[Karliner]

I hope they film it.

[Steely Tom]

Gays used to be smart.

[dfwgator]

They are thinking with the little head, instead of the big head.

[sauropod]

Take it over.

[FlingWingFlyer]

Homos are weird. Very abnormal pieces of meat with two eyes.

[roving]

Please live stream your move into Gaza.

[alexander_busek]

In Spain, a gay couple says that if the ‘far-right’ wins the next election, they will seek asylum in Palestine because they consider it the most ‘progressive’ place on earth.

If they already feel that way - why wait?

Regards,

[alexander_busek]

Ernst Röhm was the most prominent openly gay Nazi leader executed by the regime.

To call Röhm "openly gay" is an exaggeration.

Perhaps it would be more accurate to say that it was an "open secret."

Regards,

[riverrunner]

Should buy them tickets.

[Jan_Sobieski]

The parallels between fascism and Islamofascism are remarkable.

Both are based on an abrogation of the Law of Moses. NAZI movement that was born in a gay bar in Munich by ex-German officers kicked out of the military for buggery. Hitler youth was run by NAZI sodomites who baptized generations of Germans into the sins of Sodom and Gomorrah. Berlin boasted over 100,000 sodomites in the late 1930s. The only gay is persecuted by Nazis were femmes.

In Islam, Muslims are above the Law of Moses and can break all 10 Commandments if it further Islam. Islam has a long history of sodomite proclivities (e.g. Bacha Bazi, Sodomizing male captives, homosexual madrassa system, etc.). It is no wonder that Hitler embraced Islam. The only gays persecuted by Islam or femmes.