At 75 I’m happy to be able to climb out of the bathtub.
“””At 75 I’m happy to be able to climb out of the bathtub.””
Yesterday I farted. It startled me. I was fartled.
LOL!
You and me both.
Tell me about it. I'm 78. Back in early August, I climbed out of the tub as usual, ended up hitting the bottom of my right foot on the metal bar the glass doors slide on. It kind of got me off balance and I landed hard on my left foot. I ended up with the 5th metatarsal fractured on my right foot, and a pulled ligament in my left heel. Bothered me for about 4 weeks. Had to see a podiatrist to make sure it was healed properly. I've hit my foot on that bar several times before, but never had any pain from it afterwards. All it takes is one time.
 A man older than you has summited Everest. And a woman almost as old as you.