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Big Balls says grandpa was "KGB double agent for the Americans"
Not The Bee ^ | September 30, 2025 | Edward Teach

Posted on 09/30/2025 7:44:08 AM PDT by Red Badger

THE LEGEND OF BIG BALLS CONTINUES TO GROW.

🚨 JUST IN: Edward Coristine AKA “BIG BALLS” says his GRANDFATHER was a DOUBLE-AGENT 🚨

“My grandfather was a KGB double agent for the Americans. He died so that I could come here and live in the free country I love.” 🤯 pic.twitter.com/SpYxvXouTY— Jesse Watters (@JesseBWatters) September 30, 2025

He worked for Line X which is like this sophisticated KGB line, but he actually joined the CIA and he gave the CIA a bunch of valuable intel right around the Cold War.

This has been public knowledge for quite some time. However, this is the first I'm hearing of it.

From a late-February Independent article:

Coristine is also the grandson of KGB officer Valery Fedorovich Martynov, who was executed in the U.S.S.R. as a double agent in 1987.

Part of the organization's technical espionage division, Martynov was sent to the U.S. in 1980 to work undercover at the Soviet Embassy in Washington, D.C., regarded as a highly desirable posting at the time.

Martynov and his family enjoyed their taste of American prosperity before, in April 1982, he and another agent, Sergei Motorin, were flipped by the FBI and began feeding the bureau Soviet state secrets.

However, their Russian colleague Victor Cherkashin, a counterintelligence officer, had sources of his own within the Washington intelligence community whom he used to unmask KGB turncoats, traitors and moles.

Big Balls' grandpa's double-agent status was soon found out. Cherkashin forged a plan to send him back to Moscow, where he was arrested as he stepped off the plane, imprisoned, and then executed on May 28, 1987.

Patriot. 🫡


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1 posted on 09/30/2025 7:44:08 AM PDT by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger

Big Balls is a larger-than-life character - reforms government and protects damsels in distress.


2 posted on 09/30/2025 7:45:33 AM PDT by PGR88
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To: PGR88
Big Balls is a larger-than-life character - reforms government and protects damsels in distress.

And a brilliant geek to boot!

3 posted on 09/30/2025 7:55:03 AM PDT by Tell It Right (1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: Red Badger

MSM/Dems will have fun with this. RUSSIAN? OMG, I KNEW IT. He’s probably in cahoots with Putin just like Trump.


4 posted on 09/30/2025 8:14:02 AM PDT by Pollard
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To: Red Badger

How did the same country that produced Big Balls also produce Tylenol Robinson?


5 posted on 09/30/2025 8:14:15 AM PDT by Texas Eagle ("Throw me to the wolves and I'll return leading the pack"- Donald J. Trump)
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Duh they were all double agents. Khrushchev told Kennedy that the KGB and CIA should merge because it’s all the same people.


6 posted on 09/30/2025 8:42:31 AM PDT by proust (All posts made under this handle are, for the intents and purposes of the author, considered satire.)
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To: Pollard

The same way they and Canadian Parliament celebrated some WW2 thug who fought the USSR — as a Nazi soldier.


7 posted on 09/30/2025 8:55:07 AM PDT by bobbo666
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To: PGR88
Big Balls is a larger-than-life character - reforms government and protects damsels in distress.

He and Kyle Rittenhouse need to start some sort of Justice League.
8 posted on 09/30/2025 11:05:36 AM PDT by fr_freak (So foul a sky clears not without a storm.)
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To: proust
"Duh they were all double agents. Khrushchev told Kennedy that the KGB and CIA should merge because it’s all the same people."

You're right. The CIA's spy activities during the Cold War are a complete embarrassment. Russia always knew what the CIA was up to from the very start.

9 posted on 09/30/2025 12:45:40 PM PDT by mass55th (“Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway.” ― John Wayne)
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