Posted on 09/12/2025 11:27:33 AM PDT by DFG
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Several prominent Democrats issued statements this week, condemning the recent assassination of a man who shared his opinion by saying there is absolutely no place for violence against evil Nazi Republicans who are literally killing people and destroying America.
"I'm shocked," House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries said in a statement. "Absolutely shocked someone would attack a dangerous extremist who is a literal existential threat to our democracy. That's taking things way too far."
According to Washington insiders, Democrats claimed the death of Charlie Kirk was simply a big misunderstanding and that they shared absolutely no blame in it whatsoever because they've always been the party of peace against evil subhumans who want to throw "the gays" into concentration camps.
According to Congresswoman Ilhan Omar, who represents Minnesota's 5th congressional district, she never intended to embolden the public to murder when she said Republicans aren't even human and will hunt you down in your sleep with their guns. "Honestly, I'm just surprised anyone took me seriously," she said.
Democrats also claim they are baffled by a new wave of "mean words" directed at them because of claims of inappropriate and, at times, baffling rhetoric that literally incites violence. "This death cult of people who claim we like violence must be stopped at all costs," Senator Chuck Schumer said. "Through whatever means necessary. But it won't be my fault if it happens."
At publishing time, Democrats issued an ominous warning that people mourning for Charlie Kirk and his family would soon start a civil war.
Calling someone a “Nazi” should be relegated to the same treatment as calling someone the “N” word.
I think this must be satire. If a true lefty (especially if they were a teacher) wrote this it would say, in the vernacular of today
-Democrats say literally there’s no literal place for literal violence against literally evil literal nazi republicans that are literally killing literal people and literally killing literal people and literally destroying literal America, literally
-Democrats say literally there’s no literal place for literal violence against literally evil literal nazi republicans that are literally killing literal people and literally destroying literal America, literally.
Sorry, one too many literals, literally.
Democrats are saying this because they suddenly realize it can happen to them! &I hope it does.
No. Democrats are using their old strategy of moral equivalence. The violence is almost always from the left. BLM versus Jan 6.
Their problem Is not MAGA vigilantes. Instead, it’s legitimate law enforcement because they have engaged in so much illegal and illicit activity that a true investigation of them will rip their guts out. Indeed that’s the way to go. We should support law enforcement fully but not take up the extra step of doing it ourselves, because horrible civil war is the end of that road. Charlie’s assassination has created the perfect opening for a full court legal and law enforcement press against the islamocommunist left. TRUMP MUST TAKE IT AS HARD AND FAR AS POSSIBLE.
This happens fairly often.
...and are literally Hitler.
The Babylon Bee is more accurate than NBC or CBS.
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