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1 posted on 08/22/2025 1:19:29 PM PDT by DFG
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You know things are bad when you see a headline like this and you start chanting, “please be the bee, please be the bee, please be the bee”. Because the chance that it isn’t is way past 70%.


2 posted on 08/22/2025 1:22:27 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear ( Not my circus. Not my monkeys. But I can pick out the clowns at 100 yards.)
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My daughter killed a squirrel as we drove to a museum. She started to cry as we got to the museum...and cried and cried and cried.

The next day, I called her from work and said someone reported her for killing a squirrel and just kept on going instead of reporting it.

I could tell she was pretty upset...and then Officer Bianco said there was a $50 fine......What?? she said....that's ridiculous. I could hear the fight in her voice...and said...Casey...Casey....it's me mom....it's okay...And she slammed down the phone.

No she didn't forgive me...she retaliated about two weeks later with a call to me from the IRS...lol

5 posted on 08/22/2025 1:43:58 PM PDT by Sacajaweau
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Thanks to the Coastal Commission I got to live in a shack on the beach for many, many, many years, for next to nothing, the owners of the land couldn’t get through the agency to use the lot, today I’m not there and there is a 5 million dollar house on it, it is a nice house though.


6 posted on 08/22/2025 1:49:40 PM PDT by ansel12 ((NATO warrior under Reagan, and RA under Nixon, bemoaning the pro-Russians from Vietnam to Ukraine.))
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Very close to the truth.


7 posted on 08/22/2025 1:51:50 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is opinion or satire. Or both.)
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No shots were fired?


8 posted on 08/22/2025 2:08:46 PM PDT by Mark (DONATE ONCE every 3 months-is that a big deal?)
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There is no reason ever to visit Communist California.


9 posted on 08/22/2025 2:09:05 PM PDT by cp124 (Bring back the Constitution.)
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That innocent looking sandcastle is upsetting the delicate beach ecosystem. They should also be fined for any sand removed from the beach that sticks to their shoes.


10 posted on 08/22/2025 2:12:21 PM PDT by Telepathic Intruder
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This feels very plausible.


12 posted on 08/22/2025 4:30:23 PM PDT by MAGA2017
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It’s also against the law to remove a spoonful of black sand from Stinson Beach.


13 posted on 08/22/2025 6:22:27 PM PDT by bunkerhill7 (Don't shoot until you see the whites of their lies)
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