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9 Early Frontrunners For The 2028 Democratic Primary
Babylon Bee ^ | 07/29/2025 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 07/30/2025 9:16:58 AM PDT by DFG

Sure, the calendar may still read "2025," but the 2028 presidential primary season will be here before you know it. While big names like Gavin Newsom, Kamala Harris, and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez grab all the headlines, there are other Democratic candidates making waves behind the scenes.

The Babylon Bee has obtained the following list of frontrunners for the 2028 Democratic nomination:

1. Hunter Biden: The perfect heir to the family legacy, only with more F-words and crack.

2. Kilmar Abrego Garcia: Few candidates have been able to build as much support among the Democratic base as this wife-beating illegal immigrant.

3. That one bronze statue of the sassy black woman from Times Square: Still smarter than Kamala Harris

4. Angel Reese: The party could use someone with her track record of beating popular white people.

5. Volodymyr Zelenskyy: He has valuable experience in running a country and costing American taxpayers hundreds of millions of dollars.

6. Luigi Mangione: Insiders say he would be a killer candidate.

7. Stephen Colbert: Word has it his schedule is wide open.

8. Elmo: The party has a strong history of success when it comes to nominating puppets for president.

9. Joe Biden's Autopen: It ran the country before, and it can do it again.

The Republicans could be in big trouble against that all-star lineup. Who else could make a run for the Democratic nomination? Add your suggestions in the comments.


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1 posted on 07/30/2025 9:16:58 AM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

You forgot Micky Mouse! You know, the new transgender one Disney created when they went off the deep left end.


2 posted on 07/30/2025 9:28:17 AM PDT by TonyM (Score Event)
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To: DFG

Lemmings lose another leader to the clif 9 early frontrunners appear.


3 posted on 07/30/2025 12:14:04 PM PDT by Vaduz
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