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The next thing you know the administrators of Alligator Alcatraz will brutally crack down on the rights of the prisoners by restricting the daily time frame when they can use their cell phones to call the media to complain about mosquitos THE SIZE OF ELEPHANTS and FREEZING TENTS.
1 posted on 07/10/2025 8:11:08 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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PING!


2 posted on 07/10/2025 8:12:19 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Yes, I am the Toxic Troll Terminator)
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Spray the illegals so they won’t kill these magnificent giant creatures!


3 posted on 07/10/2025 8:14:56 AM PDT by dforest
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Just imagine the complaints if they didn’t provide AC.


4 posted on 07/10/2025 8:16:05 AM PDT by dforest
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Bastages are lucky to have A/C.
I set my thermostat at 80.


5 posted on 07/10/2025 8:16:14 AM PDT by Bobbyvotes (TERM LIMITS IS THE ONLY WAY TO STOP CORRUPT CAsful REER POL ITIiCIANS. York )
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I hope somebody is filming it. This would make an excellent “woke” movie by little Jimmy “the nice guy” Gunn.


6 posted on 07/10/2025 8:17:59 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (DemonRAT politicians say tha pt their voters are all murderers who want American blood for illegals.)
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“Fleas the Size of Rats
Sucked on Rats the Size of Cats”
—David Bowie, “Future Legend/Diamond Dogs”)


7 posted on 07/10/2025 8:18:18 AM PDT by Dr. Sivana (<i>"Whatsoever he shall say to you, do ye." (John 2:5))
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The Giant Tsetse flies are carrying off all of the “birthright” anchor babies in their beaks!


8 posted on 07/10/2025 8:19:20 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (DemonRAT politicians say tha pt their voters are all murderers who want American blood for illegals.)
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I use to own 5 acres of land just off Alligator Alley just outside of Naples. Even in the middle of the day it was impossible to walk around without getting totally eaten up by mosquitoes.


9 posted on 07/10/2025 8:20:07 AM PDT by jimwatx
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Mount one and ride into the sunset scumwad


10 posted on 07/10/2025 8:20:20 AM PDT by albie
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Some say the state bird of Alaska is the mosquito.


11 posted on 07/10/2025 8:20:26 AM PDT by sasquatch (Do NOT forget Ashli Babbit! c/o piytar)
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“Mosquitos the size of Elephants”.

Wasn’t that the premise of one of those 1950s “Atomic radiation turning insects into giant man-eating monsters”?


12 posted on 07/10/2025 8:20:46 AM PDT by Signalman (When your enemy is digging himself a hole, don't take away his shovel.)
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The Egghead House Cockeye claim that their “voters” and their Pizza Shack table cloth wearing, Mexican Flag wavers want “blood.’ These Eleskeeters are to the Democrats what the flying monkeys were to the wicked with. They are bringing home the blood to the Democrat conjugal visit crowd.


13 posted on 07/10/2025 8:22:39 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (DemonRAT politicians say tha pt their voters are all murderers who want American blood for illegals.)
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It’s a lie...
Mosquitoes only get big enough to f$&€ a turkey flat foot.


14 posted on 07/10/2025 8:23:00 AM PDT by Clutch Martin ("The dawn cracks hard like a bull whip and it ain't taking no lip from the night before" Tom Waits)
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Alligator Alcatraz becomes Mosquito Marion?


15 posted on 07/10/2025 8:27:18 AM PDT by Scott from the Left Coast
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that mosquito was only the size of a small dog

quit your whining


16 posted on 07/10/2025 8:30:31 AM PDT by joshua c
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"Mosquitos the size of elephants", you say.

Well, that would violate Square-Cube Law, a fundamental law of physics identified by Galileo in 1638.

Therefore, this must be an exaggeration, capisce? (with respect to the great man)

20 posted on 07/10/2025 8:33:16 AM PDT by glennaro (2025: The year of America's rebirth as a Great (and Free) Republic)
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Actually it is standard procedure to keep jails and prisons COLD. I don’t know why, but it is also almost impossible to get a second blanket... I still think it would be better than sweltering swamp heat and humidity.


24 posted on 07/10/2025 8:43:16 AM PDT by Openurmind (AI - An Illusion for Aptitude Intrusion to Alter Intellect. )
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Peter Falk described it well in the original version of The In-laws

https://youtu.be/yqKadJiNZ4s?si=5JXIrtERjtnXIQCi


25 posted on 07/10/2025 8:44:39 AM PDT by llevrok (Keep buggering on!)
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I’ve seen salt grass mosquitos so thick on my arm that some of them were standing on top of other ones and bent down to try to feed. I can’t imagine what they did before Off!


27 posted on 07/10/2025 8:50:21 AM PDT by Clay Moore (My pistol identifies as a cordless hole punch. )
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Alligator Alcatraz is barely two degrees north of the tropics.


30 posted on 07/10/2025 9:15:21 AM PDT by Migraine
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