Song I wrote that will burn the hair off your chest. Project: Vanguard

Youtube ^ | 6/1/2023 | johnnygeneric

[johnnygeneric]

I wrote this a while back for a client. High Energy song. Great visuals.Get ready for liftoff.

[johnnygeneric]

A client wanted music for a pilates class to help the customers get with it. This is one of the songs.

[johnnygeneric]

IF you like the song, like and subscribe. I’ll add more over time.

[tumblindice]

I like brushing, styling and moosing my long, luxuriant chest hair.

[sopo]

Where can I get a chest wig?

[ConservativeMind]

Very nicely done, by you with the music and the others with the graphics!

[real saxophonist]

I was in the hospital a couple of weeks ago, and one of the electrodes from the EKG tore off a lot of my chest hair.

You should get with "Hopalong Ginsberg", y'all can hook your Casios together.

[tumblindice]

All natural. Some on the upper outside pecs are 4-5” long.
My head hair is like a Cairn terrier’s: two coats.

Don’t ask about... OK. Yes, I braid it. No. Not Greek. German. I feel a limerick coming on.

[johnnygeneric]

Well, you’re doing better than me. I never got any chest hair!!! LOL!!

[reasonisfaith]

Do you lift?

[MikelTackNailer]

But the little kids don’t gather around you at the swimming pool, marveling over your leg hair before you get a bike chain to teach Corn Pop a lesson.

[sauropod]

Bkmk

[spel_grammer_an_punct_polise]

Copyright 1999, huh?

[Racketeer]

I can’t watch. I accidently burnt the hairs off of my chest when, as a 7 year old, I got to close to the campfire while roasting my wiener dog. I can only wear heavy turtlenecks now due to the thickness of the hair on my magnificent chest.

Will someone be so kind to tell me what I missed?

[Secret Agent Man]

Can you write a song that will put hair back on my head? That would be truly useful. :)