It’s actually the best religion and truest. One holy apostolic Catholic Church. I feel bad for the fakey other religions like those megachurches that need to bribe people to go with rock bands and Starbucks. And don’t get me started on the ridiculous born again wackadoodles.
Then what did Jesus mean in John 3:3?
"Jesus answered and said to him, “Most assuredly, I say to you, unless one is born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God.”
None of that is found in faithful churches of Christ.
Like Jesus, right?
John 3:3-7 Jesus answered him,
Truly, truly, I say to you, unless one is born again he cannot see the kingdom of God.”
Nicodemus said to him, “How can a man be born when he is old? Can he enter a second time into his mother's womb and be born?” Jesus answered,
“Truly, truly, I say to you, unless one is born of water and the Spirit, he cannot enter the kingdom of God. That which is born of the flesh is flesh, and that which is born of the Spirit is spirit.Do not marvel that I said to you, ‘You must be born again.’
I cannot argue with a point of view that is beyond knowledge, and even idiots are free to make declarative statements that are beyond both belief and/or proof.
You have proven yourself to be beyond reason.
It’s actually the best religion and truest. One holy apostolic Catholic Church. I feel bad for the fakey other religions like those megachurches that need to bribe people to go with rock bands and Starbucks. And don’t get me started on the ridiculous born again wackadoodles.
Thanks!
I love comic relief.
Do you even READ the Bible? Or, do you just take everything they feed you hook, line and sinker?
Tell everyone you haven't read the Bible without actually telling us.
“Ridiculous Born-Again Jesus Freak
WACKADOODLES!”
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I Resemble That Remark,
and Wear It Proudly!
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Thank You Jesus!
I find it hilariously ironic when Catholics point fingers and criticize others about being megachurches.
The biggest denomination in Christianity, with a leader who lives in opulence few ever attain, with his own private army for security, in a walled compound, with all kinds of conveyances at his disposal, and someone to chauffeur him around.
...that need to bribe people to go with rock bands and Starbucks.
That's worse than threatening people with eternal damnation because they won't join your church, and that you can choose to withhold forgiveness from them (allegedly), thus consigning them to hell forever?