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If UFO's weren't real, they wouldn't be doing this.
1 posted on 05/22/2025 7:43:35 PM PDT by Macho MAGA Man
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To: Macho MAGA Man

If UFOs were alien space ships they wouldn’t be telling us this.

I don’t know what their angle is but it isn’t to find UFOs. Forst rule is they are always lying.


2 posted on 05/22/2025 7:51:34 PM PDT by HYPOCRACY (Long live The Great MAGA Kangz!)
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To: Macho MAGA Man

UFOS have been all over the place since the 1940s including this classic incident:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1952_Washington,_D.C._UFO_incident

If the Pentagon has not figured out what they are by now they need a new day job.

This is a joke.


3 posted on 05/22/2025 7:54:26 PM PDT by cgbg (It was not us. It was them--all along.)
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To: Macho MAGA Man
Maybe we could woo Jethro out of retirement. This job calls for a double naught spy.

4 posted on 05/23/2025 12:23:44 AM PDT by Governor Dinwiddie ( O give thanks unto the Lord, for He is gracious, and His mercy endures forever. — Psalm 106)
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To: Macho MAGA Man

Can it also track Bigfoot?


5 posted on 05/23/2025 1:46:15 AM PDT by 2nd Amendment
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To: Macho MAGA Man; Chode; Salamander; Carriage Hill; SkyDancer; Lockbox; MtnClimber; Equine1952; ...

AAROUAPJWICSAAROHQ !?!?

MRDUCKS
MRNOT
MRTOO
MRNOT
SMRCMWINGS
LIB

We need more acronym’s just to simplify things.


7 posted on 05/23/2025 2:45:09 AM PDT by mabarker1 ((Congress- the opposite of PROGRESS!!! I’m a fraud, hypocrite & liar. I'm a member of Congress!! )
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To: Macho MAGA Man
You can buy one at Amazon for a few dollars.


9 posted on 05/23/2025 3:40:30 AM PDT by Sirius Lee ("Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.ā€)
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To: Macho MAGA Man

I really hope this isn’t some huge expensive project.

It’s literally trivial to implement


10 posted on 05/23/2025 5:23:10 AM PDT by sten (fighting tyranny never goes out of style)
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To: Macho MAGA Man

more than 4,000 satellites in orbit and the pentagon seeks contractors for UFO tracking system.

Sounds right huh Moe.


11 posted on 05/23/2025 8:07:02 AM PDT by Vaduz
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To: Macho MAGA Man

I’ll sit in my backyard and track UFO’s at night while drinking beer if they send me enough money.


12 posted on 05/23/2025 8:15:53 AM PDT by mfish13 (Elections have Consequences.)
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To: Macho MAGA Man

Puleeze! Congress wastes trillions on useless crap. This is just another wasteful project.


14 posted on 05/25/2025 9:12:18 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (Time to dump out the Treasury drawer and throw out all the junk that is wasting our money.)
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