Posted on 05/08/2025 6:30:17 PM PDT by Macho MAGA Man
Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer President @realDonaldTrump ’s own Department of Defense just RENEWED a $10 million contract to shove marbles into cats’ rectums and electroshock them for constipation research.
How are experiments like these STILL happening under the Trump administration and why are they being funded with US tax dollars? @elonmusk
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That’s probably an old hobby of his from his gay “bachelor” days.
Dr. Mengele... please pick up the nearest courtesy phone.... Paging Dr. Mengele....
“How exactly does electrified cat anus protect the US from foreign adversaries?”
Can you imagine the velocity a marble reaches out of a cat’s asshole that was just hit with 220? It’s a low rent rail gun...
Navy is very big into that.
The defense department and Pentagon may be laundering and wasting more money than any other departments.
> keep their water bowl away from their food - they won’t drink as much. We feed them in the kitchen and their water bowls are in the adjacent office.
Interesting I’ll have to try that.
Every day the evil in this world keeps piling up. There is nothing funny about this and people will rot in hell for being so evil.
Our kitties are pretty adaptable but they do have some preferences.
Miralax.
I love my cats and I constantly tell them to stop fighting, scratching, and biting other cats, puking, bringing me dead lizards,and field mice, squirrels, and birds. They just won’t listen.
Everytime I bring my cat to the vet, they shove a thermometer up their rear.
I think Loomer is correct sometimes, but sometimes she appears to be off her meds.
Don’t really know about the experiment she is talking about.. I do know that I am glad the docs didn’t start my appedectomy , or shoving endoscopes, or colonoscopes up or down my orifices without proving that I wouldn’t die from the procedure.
That’s just wrong! 😮
The cats don’t actually get shocked. The fear of being zapped scares the poop out of them.
Sounds like a cat-ass-trophy
Marbles are round. Seems like they would slide out easily.
Marbles are small. Smaller in width than many cat turds.
Most people with constipation don’t get electroshock treatment.
Maybe I’m overthinking this, but it doesn’t seem reasonable.
Stew a chicken in a crockpot, skim off the fat and freeze the broth in ice cube trays, put the cubes in Ziploc bags in the freezer. One chicken will make several cups of bone broth for you and the cats, plus meat for you. It’s much cheaper than the overpriced packets of broth they sell as treats and great to get them to consume liquids to protect the kidneys.
Fish heads make good broth for them, too, as well as a nice soup or gumbo base.
I for one am geting tired of her.
Just replace the cats with all the troons that are about to get discharged. No shortage of volunteers either, I’m sure.
This CANNOT be TRUE!!
Also, all of my cats are fascinated by water coming out of the faucet or a glass held over the bathroom sink. I either let the tap flow a very thin stream or slowly pour from a glass near them so they can either drink or just bat at it with their paws. Using no-salt chicken broth in their food is a great way to get hydration to them which helps not only with constipation but with urinary tract issues. That celebrity cat, Grumpy Cat, died from urinary tract issues. 😿
Excellent!!!! There are too many things in the store bought rotisserie chicken that are TERRIBLE for animals - all of the things they are injected with as well as high sodium content.
Anybody have a link to this program she’s talking about? Because I’m not seeing this being a thing, let alone a Department of Defense thing.
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