[ABStrauss]

Francis won’t need that miter in hell.

[BipolarBob]

Love the Bee.

[Williams]

I don’t get the joke.

[21twelve]

“...noticed Peter’s “World’s Best Pope” coffee mug.”

LOL!

[Tell It Right]

Apostle Thomas: I prefer wearing a Dastar. It's grown on me.

Apostle Paul: Neither of you are my pope. I'll wear a cucullus, thank you.

Apostle Mark: Hats are for wusses. I'll keep my cross tattoo on my wrist.

Tip: "dastar" is the name of a hat worn by the ancient Celts who invaded the area of Gauls (Galatians, the writing of which had the dispute between Paul and Peter). Thomas took the Gospel to India: a traditional hat there is Dastar. And Mark took the Gospel to Egypt -- the Coptic men there often don't wear hats but do have a cross tattoo on the inside of a wrist.

[Strict9]

wow. I’m a Protestant and I the only one here who thinks this thread is in poor taste. I don’t get the joke either.

[rx]

Da-gon! There’s definitely something fishy about all tHAT!

[Campion]

this tiara was custom-fitted for my head

Don't tell the Bee, but nobody except "The Young Pope" has worn the tiara in the last 60 years.

[chopperk]

Last year Italy and Vatican closed 150 Churches, if another liberal Pope is elected they will have to close 1500 churches. Rome needs Vigano to turn the Church back to Christ’s Teachings, without Vigano, there may be a Islamic Flag flying over St. Peters. Vat II must be reversed so Christ’s Teachings may flourish. The Wrath of God is Upon Us.

[chopperk]

Last year Italy and Vatican closed 150 Churches, if another liberal Pope is elected they will have to close 1500 churches. Rome needs Vigano to turn the Church back to Christ’s Teachings, without Vigano, there may be a Islamic Flag flying over St. Peters. Vat II must be reversed so Christ’s Teachings may flourish. The Wrath of God is Upon Us.

[bigbob]

Beelezebub has a demon set aside for him.

[BenLurkin]

[roving]

Peter wasn’t a pope.