Apostle Paul: Neither of you are my pope. I'll wear a cucullus, thank you.
Apostle Mark: Hats are for wusses. I'll keep my cross tattoo on my wrist.
Tip: "dastar" is the name of a hat worn by the ancient Celts who invaded the area of Gauls (Galatians, the writing of which had the dispute between Paul and Peter). Thomas took the Gospel to India: a traditional hat there is Dastar. And Mark took the Gospel to Egypt -- the Coptic men there often don't wear hats but do have a cross tattoo on the inside of a wrist.
Mark was not an apostle.