VIDEO: Katy Perry, Space Cadet

Rumble ^ | April 17, 2025 | DUmmie FUnnies

[PJ-Comix]

VIDEO

NASA scientists recently conducted an important experiment namely what happens when you send a group of airheads into space. Here we focus in on one of the subjects of this experiment, Katy Perry, and the result is pure comedy gold.

[T.B. Yoits]

Being strapped into a strap-on and being ejaculated into sub-orbital space does not make you an astronaut.

Yeah, if those three minutes make them astronauts, any random dude can be considered a gynecologist.

[SunkenCiv]

Shepard and the other five Mercury astronauts (Deke never flew on Mercury) endured 8-9 g’s on their rides, and before they ever took off were skilled pilots who were the finalists of a long grueling screening process, followed by long periods of training.

and BTW:

“I’ll Do It Myself”: The Greatest Feat of Piloting in Space
YouTube | March 16, 2021 | Simon Whistler — Highlight History
Posted on 10/25/2021, 2:02:14 PM by SunkenCiv
https://freerepublic.com/focus/chat/4006616/posts

[doorgunner69]

Spam in a can IIRC was Chuck Yeager’s description.

[Dr. Franklin]

Alan Shepard only spent about 15 minutes in space before coming down.
Yuri Gagarin spent more time than that. About 1968, Science and Mechanics magazine claimed the Russian space flight was a hoax.
No, Yuri Gagarin did orbit, but his flight was very, very short. And very dangerously close to failure even when it was cut short.
Technically, neither he, nor the Soviet female cosmonaut, nor any of the earliest Soviet cosmonauts actually “landed: in their capsule.
Instead, after re-entry they set their main parachutes, popped the capsule door, and hit their ejection seat rocket. They ALL parachuted down - but that “inconvenient truth” was very deliberately hidden from the flight books and record books. She was a female parachute champion, NOT a test pilot as her selection criteria. (Well, obviously, also a female pilot, but her comparative parachute experience was most important.
Depending on their flight year, several different Soviet cosmonauts did die in re-entry. ALL of their early animals died.

The fact that the Soviets didn't actually stick their landings led to claims that they didn't actually have the first orbital "flight". A successful landing was a requirement for the distinction, but it was ignored due to the enormity of the rest of the feat. Valentina Tereshkova orbited 48 times in 1963, which is at least 47.5 times more than Katy Perry did with her girlfriends.

[airborne]

She’s a pretty girl singer.

That’s three reasons why she isn’t very intelligent.

[doorgunner69]

The non-stop yammering with all those women talking over each other would be mental torture.

[1Old Pro]

The non-stop yammering with all those women talking over each other would be mental torture.

At least they had 6 camera's on the ride so that nobody got trampled trying to make their video.

[Texas Eagle]

Absolutely not!

[Seruzawa]

Not fair. I love dogs. Just not She-ra. If a school bus hadn’t stopped nearby She-ra would be dead. Long story that involves another neighbor’s prize winning sheep.

[frank ballenger]

Forgive me.

[dadgum]

What a vacuus dumbass.

AHHHH “Love and BELONGING” - “belonging” is the latest iteration of DEI.

Damn. Those women are empty-headed, self-absorbed, idiotic, fools.

Dunning-Kruger in all of its glory.

[bobbytunes]

Astrothot

[bobbytunes]

Astrothot

[Pilsner]

News item: Katy Perry to write song about her trip above the Kármán line. I have taken the trouble of writing the first verse for her.

Space Nullity (with apologies to David Bowie)

[Instrumental Intro]

[Intro]

Ground Control to Katy Perry
Ground Control to Katy Perry
Take your Denon PerL earbuds out and put your Dolce & Gabbana on
(Ten) Ground Control (Nine) to Katy Perry (Eight, seven)
(Six) Commencing (Five) countdown, engines on
(Four, three, two)
Check ignition (One) and may Gaia's love (Lift off) be with you

[Verse 1]

This is Ground Control to Katy Perry
You've really made the grade
And the influencers want to know choice in twenty-eight
Now it's time to come back home
This is Katy Perry to Ground Control
I'm doing nothing, it’s a boor
And Gayle King’s passing gas in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today

[Chorus]

[Instrumental Break]

[Texas resident]

Shepard’s flight was in 1961 with technology that was in the stone age compared to what is available today.