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"Ah'm so glad to see our black sister taking up the Lost Cause! Damnation's not all drudge and torture as the Fallen One lets those of us who've served him well in life to monitor the current world. And what a world you have with most negroes voting firmly on the plantation despite generations of broken promises. Throwing so much taxpayer money at teachers' unions has paid off handsomely with legions of pickaninnies too clumsy for sports and too ignorant for productive work resorting to crime and welfare, perpetuating the cycle of Democrats getting elected.
Used to be we'd have the darkies working the fields, the lighter ones practicing low-skill tasks and the high yellows up at the Big House. You put a mixed-blood in THE Big House! Now those who used to pick the cotton are now in Congress saying that's an illegal immigrant's job. Ah'm so proud that the Party has proven it's capable of progressing with the times while simultaneously keeping the grand old traditions alive for future generations.
Now pardon me - it's my day to starch the rob...er, sheets for the brotherhood."
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Whew; that was brutal. Why do I have a hankering for a Mint Julip?