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Von Trapp Family Crosses The Alps Into Switzerland To Escape Free Speech
Babylon Bee ^ | 02/17/2025 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 02/17/2025 11:23:37 AM PST by DFG

SALZBURG, AUSTRIA — The well-respected Von Trapp family has reportedly fled across the alps to Switzerland to escape the ever growing threat of free speech.

Before their departure, former naval officer Georg von Trapp warned that free speech had been weaponized in Germany and was spreading into Austria. In response, he took his family, comprised of the Trapp Family Singers, and fled over the mountains to neutral Switzerland where they could be safe from people sharing their opinions.

"We can't stay here. The Nazis are using free speech to round up Jews," Von Trapp reportedly said. "And that's horrifying."

Though not Jewish, the Von Trapp family fled after expressing concern their children would be indoctrinated into a life of free speech and self expression.

According to local rumors, Maria von Trapp, the family governess turned wife, is to blame for affecting Georg's loyalties. Residents of Salzburg claim he was all for free speech before she came along and started singing all the time.

"How do you solve a problem like Maria?" Reichsführer-SS Heinrich Himler asked. "Throw them in free speech camps, of course."

At publishing time, the eldest daughter of Georg von Trapp, Liesel, heartbroken by her first love Rolf becoming a free speech advocate, fell in love with a lonely goat herd she met while crossing the alps.


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1 posted on 02/17/2025 11:23:37 AM PST by DFG
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To: DFG

LOL! Oh man.


2 posted on 02/17/2025 11:24:10 AM PST by FlingWingFlyer (The United States of America! - The Slush Fund ATM to the World!)
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To: DFG

What I was reading in some of the responses last night here to Margaret b statement bordered on this insanity


3 posted on 02/17/2025 11:25:26 AM PST by stanne (Because they were mesmerized by Obama, the man for whom this was named, whose name they left out of )
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To: stanne

Actually I can relate. I know I get very uncomfortable whenever I have to many freedoms. The whole idea of being able to speak my mind is just to scary, kind of glad the government keeps me from saying the wrong sort of idea out loud.

Now if only they can help my with my wrong thoughts.


4 posted on 02/17/2025 11:27:19 AM PST by Skwor
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To: DFG

Oh hell. Lol


5 posted on 02/17/2025 11:32:16 AM PST by WeaslesRippedMyFlesh
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To: Skwor

If a lonely goat-herd yodels freely in an alpine meadow, is he still wrong?


6 posted on 02/17/2025 11:33:28 AM PST by Theophilus (covfefe)
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To: DFG

Clearly free speech was the root cause of American slavery in the south as well. That’s why the Feds had to fight in the civil war, to crush free speech and, erhhh, free the slaves so they would not have free speech, erhh...


7 posted on 02/17/2025 11:34:04 AM PST by EnderWiggin1970
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To: DFG

As they were leaving Nazi Germany, Maria von Trapp was heard singing, “So long, free speech, auf wiedersehen, adieu!”


8 posted on 02/17/2025 11:36:28 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (FBI out of Florida!)
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To: Skwor

I think Karl Marx said it best-“Freedom is so precious that it must be rationed”.


9 posted on 02/17/2025 11:45:06 AM PST by telescope115 (I NEED MY SPACE!!! 🔭)
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To: DFG

ROFLMBO!!!


10 posted on 02/17/2025 11:46:32 AM PST by workerbee
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Well done 😂


11 posted on 02/17/2025 11:48:05 AM PST by workerbee
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To: telescope115

I think Karl Marx said it best-”F___! It’s hot down here!”


12 posted on 02/17/2025 11:49:39 AM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: DFG

The hills are alive with the sounds of free speech.


13 posted on 02/17/2025 12:06:21 PM PST by The Public Eye
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Then they moved to the Utopian state of Vermont.


14 posted on 02/17/2025 12:31:09 PM PST by woodbutcher1963
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To: DFG

Let’s start at the very beginning
A very good place to start.
When you sing you begin with Do Re Mi
But Free Speech always leads to sla-ver-y


15 posted on 02/17/2025 12:48:57 PM PST by left that other site (Ask Not What The Left is Doing. Ask What They Are Accusing YOU of Doing.)
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To: DFG
"How do you solve a problem like Maria?" Reichsführer-SS Heinrich Himler asked. "Throw them in free speech camps, of course."

LOL!

16 posted on 02/17/2025 1:15:48 PM PST by Lizavetta
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To: DFG

Classic!


17 posted on 02/17/2025 2:03:51 PM PST by Gay State Conservative (Import The Third World,Become The Third World)
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