Posted on 02/16/2025 1:50:20 PM PST by DFG
Hockey fans of the soon-to-be 51st state of America booed when their future National Anthem was played last night.
In a seemingly prophetic outcome, the loser nation currently known as "Canada" then got absolutely smoked by their imminent conquerors.
"Boo! We like being euthanized and losing at hockey! Boo!" cried the Canadian fans. "We don't want to be a part of a country that actually wins Stanley Cups. Boo!"
The United States fans, for their part, found the booing rather adorable. "Aw, baby brother wants to fight," chuckled the gathered U.S. fans. "Honestly, we don't even know what hockey is in America, we just like beating Canada at the thing they care about most. It will be one final, delicious humiliation of Canada before we invade."
At publishing time, the American team had destroyed the Canadians so thoroughly that all of Canada begged Trump to just send the tanks and get it over with.
Why would we want to add all of those liberals to our country?
If anything we should deport all of our liberals to Canada.
The Bee is brutal on this one.
“If anything we should deport all of our liberals to Canada.”
Then deport all liberal canadians to ...
Love the headline!
No thanks. If we're going to take over another country I want it to be a pack of rebels who hate being told to obey.
But that's just me ...
I vote for Alberta, Manitoba and Saskatchewan.
The rest, I’ll have Nunavut.
:)
Manitoba has too many Socalits.
Benjamin Franklin, during the peace negotiations in 1782, suggested that Britain cede Canada to the United States. Obviously that went nowhere. It might have worked in 1782, but not now, when Canadians for more than 200 years have centered their identity on not being part of the United States.
Outstanding Headline!
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